2018: The Outtakes

I started blogging again in late July, and I thought it would be fun to show y’all the content that didn’t quite make it to the blog. I mean, if you can’t make fun of yourself…..

little white dress

From August. This was my second blog shoot, and a huge WTF was I thinking??? It’s funny how something looks cute in the mirror, and then you see it in a photograph and you have to hide your eyes. My arm looks huge and this is the most ill-fitting dress on me. Lesson learned.

express cardigan

Another look that never made it to the blog. This was my September mistake. It’s like it has good bones, but I just didn’t get it right, ‘ya know?

chunky cardigan

Here’s the October that didn’t make it. Y’all, it was 90 degrees shooting this, swamp ass doesn’t even begin to cover it. This photo is why I don’t face the camera. Look at that face! It’s like it’s what’s wearing the layers! Ha

After seeing this particular photo, I was pretty sure my photographer hates me. Angles, ladies and gentlemen, angles!

“Hold on, let me fluff my roots.”

I honestly can’t think of a caption for this.

Always the hair. And the faces that fall out of my face. Those two things are all.

I have no idea. Bless Ryan’s heart.

I just love gazing at brick walls. All the heart emoji’s.

I was told to walk a little closer, so I gave him my best catwalk. Watch out Tyra, I’m comin for’ya!!!

Conversations between Ryan and I: “If I do my face like this, does it make it look skinnier?”

“It makes it look something…”

I remember this one! (It was last week, ha) ” Oh hang on, I have a wedgie in the back and the front!”

Meet Jaime, I’m trying out for the pee-wee football team line backer position.

“What do you want me to do with my hands and feet??”

“Not that.”

All Photography by the amazing Ryan Sherrod. I make his job extremely hard, and somehow, his work makes it look so easy. Thank you Ryan for putting up with me!

 

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